• 22:41 It appears that one of our books has been pirated 3 times as much as it sold. *discouraged* #
• 22:43 @abortedclone Miss you too. And things have been better. #

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• 01:07 Aches and pains, aches and pains. Ow ow ow. #
• 14:35 Lane Bryant's holiday collection once again looks like a hooker's closet. *sigh* #

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• 00:45 "Yoda could kick your fuzzy ass, hillbilly." #

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• 17:35 Having more earring angst. Stupid lobes. #

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• 23:25 Not a good day. #

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• 19:12 @faesutherland I seez you! #

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There's a dentist offering to buy your kids' halloween candy for $1/pound and will turn around and send the candy to overseas troops.

Translation: I want to hire your kids at slave wages to walk around the neighborhood collecting goods so that I have stuff to send overseas to make me feel good.

My response: Cheapass. Hell, no. Fuck you, doc.

My response would have been pretty much the same at age 8. :-D

Curse of the Pharaoh's Manicurists author's copies showed up today! Zomg, once in a lifetime first novel in hand sort of moment. :D

Well, that's one off the bucket list. Hehehe

• 13:22 The downside of a 4.5 star review: Pirates suddenly take interest. #
• 17:39 RT @adamlambert: Album cover revealed on adamofficial.com. Glam is back!!! / Gorgeous! #

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My music player is on random. Lines are selected at random. Name that tune!

1. I can't compete with the riders in the other heats.

2. I like smoke and lightning - Born to be Wild (Adam Lambert version) valarltd

3. Don't think of yesterday and don't look at the clock

4. Psyclone Jack hallucinating hack thinks Donna Reed eats dollar bills Living Dead Girl - Rob Zombie hopefuldark

5. I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean.

6. I've waited for a thousand years for you to come and blow me out my mind.

7. I keep your photograph, I know it serves me well.

8. I love you more than all that's on the planet.

9. See how the buildings burn, light up the night, such a pretty sight.

10. You're too pretty in the daylight; it keeps them coming back for more.

11. Lawman said get him dead or alive, now it's for sure he'll see me dead.

12. Beside a garden wall when stars are bright you are in my arms.

13. I will sell my soul for something pure and true. Someone like you.

14. Don't you know paradise takes time?

15. All of my life i was in hiding wishing there was someone just like you.

16. I am a new day rising.

17. Singin hey diddle-diddle with the kitty in the middle. Walk This Way - Run DMC & Aerosmith valarltd

18. And you swear to me you dont want to be my slave but you're staring at me like I need to be saved.

19. The sun may rise in the east at least it settles in the final location. RHCP - Californication valarltd

20. A thousand sceptic hands wont keep us from the things we plan, unless we're clinging to the things we prize

• 00:43 Curse of the Pharaoh's Manicurists a recommended read at Obsidian Bookshelf! bit.ly/36Orx4 #

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Val Kovalin made us a recommended read over on Obsidian Bookshelf.

"It's a not-to-be-missed treat that will give you more than your money's worth of great escapism..."

• 03:33 Why so expensive, iTunes? That extra 30 cents hurts when you're poor. *buys @adamlambert 's single anyway* #

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(I'm assuming the question is actually best friend asking to help *her* conceive a child. *nitpicky*)

Oh, wow. No. Not me. A majority of my childfreedom is not about raising the actual child, but being pregnant. DNW. Also? Health problems. And I'm past the age of low-risk pregnancies.

Now if I had a (male) partner and someone wanted his sperm donation, I guess that'd be his choice. But there'd definitely have to be boundaries discussed. Having it be *his* baby and getting involved in co-parenting stuff, also DNW. He'd have to have no parental rights for me to feel comfortable with that.

If boundaries are established, accepted, and followed, I wouldn't expect any change in friendship (other than an added child of hers).

• 21:00 I'm planning on switching to a Mac. Never thought I'd see the day. #

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• 16:10 Website hacked, *again*. I'm starting to think we have enemies. #
• 17:08 Website back up. *sigh* I hope I don't have to keep doing this multiple times a week. #

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• 18:01 Website hacked. Again. #

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• 16:23 Homemade avocado ranch dressing for our dinner salad tonight. Nom nom nom. #

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• 16:03 @abortedclone Bill O'Reilly is so last year. Glenn Beck is the giant dick for 2009. ;-) #
• 21:28 @abortedclone Haven't caught you on yet. lol #

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