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Field Guide to the Common Chris Muse
And as a LJ-only bonus:
Field Guide to the Common T Muse
( Musus Naomis Torturous )
Discovered in 2007, the Torturo muse is the next generation of alpha male inspiration. Fueled by 100% testosterone in all forms, T has been known to cause shortness of breath, swooning, and drooling in men and women alike. Approach at your own risk.
Appearance: T is 6'4" and athletic. He has light to medium brown hair, somewhat wavy, and hazel eyes. Most forms of the muse have a well-trimmed mustache. Other traits are large hands, a long almost swaggering stride, and a loud boisterous laugh.
Habitats: T is at home nearly anywhere, but usually favors the most modern conveniences of his time.
Sexual Habits: Voracious appetite for any practice and combination thrown at him. If it moves, T will fuck it.
Birthdate: Various years, but is always in mid-August. T is the consummate Leo.
Appearances and Aliases:
Jacob Plum a.k.a Torturo: Sideshow performer known as The Pain King. He has 27 piercings, usually in combinations of 3. Is immune to most forms of pain, mutilates and abuses his body for his audience daily. Is rambunctious when drunk, which is often. Has giant appetites for food, drink and sex. Superstitious and mildly abusive.
Thomas Tyler: Big rig driver. Bisexual commitment-phobe. Loves classic rock and talking dirty on his CB. A totally straight-forward guy, really.
Taylor Hart: Jeweler and businessman. Is ruthless with everyone except his best friend Jarrett. Sadistic in bed, but lonely, longing for the one man he can't seem to have.
Matthew Court: Civil war soldier, turned gunfighter, turned homesteader, turned sheriff. Matt's an honest sort who just wants to settle down, though the demons of his past keep turning up to spoil his plans. Straight to mildly bisexual.
Lord Edward Francis Withycombe: World War I flying ace, man of society, and adventurer. Bold and daring, dashing and clever. Can be slightly forgetful at times so he requires an assistant to keep his affairs in order (and to make sure his pistol is loaded).
And as a LJ-only bonus:
Field Guide to the Common T Muse
( Musus Naomis Torturous )
Discovered in 2007, the Torturo muse is the next generation of alpha male inspiration. Fueled by 100% testosterone in all forms, T has been known to cause shortness of breath, swooning, and drooling in men and women alike. Approach at your own risk.
Appearance: T is 6'4" and athletic. He has light to medium brown hair, somewhat wavy, and hazel eyes. Most forms of the muse have a well-trimmed mustache. Other traits are large hands, a long almost swaggering stride, and a loud boisterous laugh.
Habitats: T is at home nearly anywhere, but usually favors the most modern conveniences of his time.
Sexual Habits: Voracious appetite for any practice and combination thrown at him. If it moves, T will fuck it.
Birthdate: Various years, but is always in mid-August. T is the consummate Leo.
Appearances and Aliases:
Jacob Plum a.k.a Torturo: Sideshow performer known as The Pain King. He has 27 piercings, usually in combinations of 3. Is immune to most forms of pain, mutilates and abuses his body for his audience daily. Is rambunctious when drunk, which is often. Has giant appetites for food, drink and sex. Superstitious and mildly abusive.
Thomas Tyler: Big rig driver. Bisexual commitment-phobe. Loves classic rock and talking dirty on his CB. A totally straight-forward guy, really.
Taylor Hart: Jeweler and businessman. Is ruthless with everyone except his best friend Jarrett. Sadistic in bed, but lonely, longing for the one man he can't seem to have.
Matthew Court: Civil war soldier, turned gunfighter, turned homesteader, turned sheriff. Matt's an honest sort who just wants to settle down, though the demons of his past keep turning up to spoil his plans. Straight to mildly bisexual.
Lord Edward Francis Withycombe: World War I flying ace, man of society, and adventurer. Bold and daring, dashing and clever. Can be slightly forgetful at times so he requires an assistant to keep his affairs in order (and to make sure his pistol is loaded).
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